The Rise and Fall of Franky Stardust and the Sinatras from Mars

I hate coming up with David Bowie puns. No, I don't. Let's call this one "Old Blue Eye." You know, because Bowie has one jacked up eye. "The Chairman of the Board who Sold the World." "Starman of the Board."

No one gets Bowie references, frankly. You could take all the madmen in Suffragette City, and it would like having a moonage daydream in a velvet goldmine, and do you know why? Because you're young. It ain't easy. It's like going up the hill backwards with a bunch of scary monsters (and super creeps) while you scream like a baby, unwashed and somewhat slightly dazed.

Here's a picture of Frank Sinatra looking like David Bowie on the cover of Aladdin Sane.