News and Views.

Did you hear about this whole abortion thing? It was in that Freakonomics book thingy and then it was in the documentary based on the book of the same name. The thing about how that dude purported that the decrease in the crime rate in the late 1980s and early 1990s was directly related to the legalization of abortion in 1973? Did you hear about that? Crazy, right?

And did you hear about that whole thing in Libya about Garry Shandling? That shit was fucked up. I guess he's like some total asshole or something. And the umbrella? What is he, Gaga? I'll have what he's having. Am I right?

And what is going on with this whole Apartheid thing? Is that still going on?

And what is Apartheid? Is it something with Africa or, like, British colonies? What's the deal? Is it about women's lib or something?

Alls I know is, and don't get me wrong, but whatever is going on with that whole union thing in Liberia with that dude setting himself on fire on twitter, I mean, it's cool and all, but really, come on guys. Chill pill alert! Hello?! I liked this movie the first time when it was called Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

Charlie Sheen.

Here's a Basquiat: