A new series

This series is called "pictures I draw in the dark while my wife sleeps off a migraine."

First in the series, we have Ludwig Wittgenstein. Look at him, being all like: "Uh, they're just words, man," or something like that in his stupid German accent. The semantic bastard.
Next, we have Steve Martin, being all like: "My face has ink all over it! I'm all cerebral, man," or something like that, the lateral-thinking bastard.
What jerks.